Here is a list of what I think are the seven best songs of Australian legend Kevin Bloody Wilson.

If you have ever heard of Australian legend Kevin Bloody Wilson then you will know exactly what to expect here. If you haven’t heard of him yet…

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

… the music of Kevin Bloody Wilson is comedic and crude, satirical and explicit, amusing and rude! Because of that, his music has received very little radio or Television exposure throughout his career yet he has built up a cult following that stretches out from his homeland of Australia to every corner of the world!

 

(Kevin Bloody Wilson: Image Via Wikipedia)

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

Let me take you back to the year of 1993. The location was a petrol station in Glasgow, Scotland. I had heard a couple of songs by Kevin Bloody Wilson through a friend but trying to purchase one of his albums in a major record store was nigh on impossible. One day I was in the local petrol station buying sweeties when I happened to look at the shelf where they sold cassette tapes – being a petrol station it was not a large selection of albums by any stretch of the imagination! There is was staring back at me ‘The Worst Of Kevin Bloody Wilson’, his greatest hits! I just had to buy it.

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

Listening to it made me laugh so much my sides split (not literally) and it still tickles my funny bone to this day. Of course, nowadays it is very much easier to get the music of Kevin Bloody Wilson as the Internet has made the World a much smaller place.

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

Anyroads…

… without much further ado, here is what I think are the 7 best songs of Kevin Bloody Wilson.

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

Seriously, these songs do contain lyrical content that may offend and you have been warned, so don’t come moaning about it afterwards. ;)

(Warning: Do not listen to any of these songs if you are easily offended!)

1. The Pubic Hair Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icyougm-mRg

2. The Festival Of Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJynygnjMC0

3. Stack The Fridge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGDMnzEG17Q

4. Manuel The Bandito

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AU6–v5hA

5. The Kid (He Swears A Little Bit)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqA2Jo5EArE

6. The Last Lager Waltz

7. Hey Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPs9NLZoUY

 

P.S. This article was originally published by the same author on Triond on the 4th of February 2012 and can be found by clicking HERE.